just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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