I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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