We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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