i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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