Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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