I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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