I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Come on in and take your pants off
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