This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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