i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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