you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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