don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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