It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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