never play flip cup with pint glasses
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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