I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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