would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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