FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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