At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Let's paint friendship bongs
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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