these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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