She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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