But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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