my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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