How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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