That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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