I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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