I wannas sexs uuuuu
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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