I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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