Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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