I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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