I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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