I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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