How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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