i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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