i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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