I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well you can't waste a boner
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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