so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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