Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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