So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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