Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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