at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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