i permit you to call me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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