if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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