You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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