I must be too annoying 4 u.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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