Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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