We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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