If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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