escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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