let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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