I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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