I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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