great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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