why didn't you poke me back
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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