They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
