I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
