there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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