they need to just BURY HIM!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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