Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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