your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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