Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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