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say what?
wanna hang out?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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