Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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