I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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